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how to look like a professional.

April 8

what:  the chariot ‘wearable transportation device’

why:  how lazy ARE you?!


the chariot uses self-balancing technology similar to a segway, but is controlled by subtle movements in the lower torso, essentially making you glide around like a robot.  allowing important professionals to stand taller than their co-workers and feel like a half-robot half-human hybrid.


kinda stupid idea.  if you’re rich enough to ever buy one of these, you probably shouldn’t be the one making copies:


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